Okaaayy...

huh

0 to WHAT in 3 pages.

Iiiii don't think that's how it works.....

Furries. That's the only explanation I have.

A whole new idea for roleplaying

I feel like the tags on this page are woefully insufficient to capture what the fuck is going on here. Although I'm sure if Batman was here, he'd look down at his utility belt and shrug.

the tags on this page are woefully insufficient to capture what the fuck is going on

Yeah help please!

GarethGobulcoque said:
I feel like the tags on this page are woefully insufficient to capture what the fuck is going on here. Although I'm sure if Batman was here, he'd look down at his utility belt and shrug.

It is not possible to tag this image in such a way as to capture what the fuck is going on here. It's like capturing a four dimensional object in a two dimensional drawing. It's like watching shadows on a cave wall in a flickering light. It's like parsing HTML with Regex. You just can't represent the absolute WTF contained in each and every pixel; all those dots of light, each encoding some deeper meaning. This image is a cognitive hazard, and has likely changed us all with its basilisk gaze.

This is why we need avian sex-Ed

ok. Now I'm lost.

trevorlanch said:
It is not possible to tag this image in such a way as to capture what the fuck is going on here. It's like capturing a four dimensional object in a two dimensional drawing. It's like watching shadows on a cave wall in a flickering light. It's like parsing HTML with Regex. You just can't represent the absolute WTF contained in each and every pixel; all those dots of light, each encoding some deeper meaning. This image is a cognitive hazard, and has likely changed us all with its basilisk gaze.

This image has definitely not changed me at all; I see this and want to be in her place

erroneum said:
This image has definitely not changed me at all; I see this and want to be in her place

Oh god... It's spreading.

This... this isn't how eggs get fertilized...

trevorlanch said:
It is not possible to tag this image in such a way as to capture what the fuck is going on here. It's like capturing a four dimensional object in a two dimensional drawing. It's like watching shadows on a cave wall in a flickering light. It's like parsing HTML with Regex. You just can't represent the absolute WTF contained in each and every pixel; all those dots of light, each encoding some deeper meaning. This image is a cognitive hazard, and has likely changed us all with its basilisk gaze.

You can tell that's what the intention was.

Now to fertilize
these babies. ;Q____

Bok!

See that? Truth injection. He broke out of dialog syntax to do a generically-bound logic escalation control, and the cartoon chicken popping out of nowhere to tell him his return status ("BOK!", Binding OK!) means that it actually succeeded.

He can do whatever he wants now, and this image is merely the beginning.