Obviously defective, the spoon didn't even sling off.

Kyubii said:
Obviously defective, the spoon didn't even sling off.

Please, don't you see the red bright in her eyes? She's obviously a vampire, and took the ring so fast that the spoon had no time to sling off.

Kyubii said:
Obviously defective, the spoon didn't even sling off.

Evellon said:
Please, don't you see the red bright in her eyes? She's obviously a vampire, and took the ring so fast that the spoon had no time to sling off.

Sample.

So, is she gonna throw that into a crowd of dindus or keep looking at it? I don't want her to blow up, she's a cutie ;-;

I wanna eat the grenade.

CMoney31 said:
I wanna eat the grenade.

Did someone order a darwin award?

GlassFloors said:
Did someone order a darwin award?

Nah, I ordered the spicy meatballs.

CMoney31 said:
I wanna eat the grenade.

THERE'S A PARTY IN MY TUMMY!

SO YUMMY!
SO *BANG!*

"Authorities say that the autistic child somehow obtained a live grenade, and then swallowed it. On the way down, the pin was pulled, and he exploded. Authorities say we need to ban swallowing whole foods, which may influence children to swallow hand grenades"

FloridaCracker said:
THERE'S A PARTY IN MY TUMMY!

SO YUMMY!
SO *BANG!*

"Authorities say that the autistic child somehow obtained a live grenade, and then swallowed it. On the way down, the pin was pulled, and he exploded. Authorities say we need to ban swallowing whole foods, which may influence children to swallow hand grenades"

"In other news!
A group of Preschoolers are rampaging through the streets of Canterlot in an M1 Abrams Tank"

kabutomania said:
"In other news!
A group of Preschoolers are rampaging through the streets of Canterlot in an M1 Abrams Tank"

Oh Lord help us, Scootaloo is in charge of aiming.

CMoney31 said:
Nah, I ordered the spicy meatballs.

Ah, wrong table! Apologies Monsieur.

GlassFloors said:
Ah, wrong table! Apologies Monsieur.

No worries, grenades are tasty!
(Pulls the pin and swallows)
(Burps out explosion)
That was one sp-hicy Meat-a-ball!

kabutomania said:
"In other news!
A group of Preschoolers are rampaging through the streets of Canterlot in an M1 Abrams Tank"

”Reports are coming in that...
Ponies, you are not gunna believe this!
A SECOND tank is rolling onto the streets of canterlot!
*places hoof on earbud*
This second tank seems to be a refurbished Jagdpanzer 38(t) HETZER! commanded by... Princess Luna???!
and is now engaging the abrams!”

FloridaCracker said:
THERE'S A PARTY IN MY TUMMY!

SO YUMMY!
SO *BANG!*

"Authorities say that the autistic child somehow obtained a live grenade, and then swallowed it. On the way down, the pin was pulled, and he exploded. Authorities say we need to ban swallowing whole foods, which may influence children to swallow hand grenades"

kabutomania said:
"In other news!
A group of Preschoolers are rampaging through the streets of Canterlot in an M1 Abrams Tank"

FloridaCracker said:
Oh Lord help us, Scootaloo is in charge of aiming.

kabutomania said:
”Reports are coming in that...
Ponies, you are not gunna believe this!
A SECOND tank is rolling onto the streets of canterlot!
*places hoof on earbud*
This second tank seems to be a refurbished Jagdpanzer 38(t) HETZER! commanded by... Princess Luna???!
and is now engaging the abrams!”

I absolutely love comment cooperation.