You could be inaptor maybe, MAYBEEE, but that´s just a guess, maybe it´s because of the hooves, but that´s just too implausible.

Parkinson's disease probably.

Cervines can't even into magical sticky suction cup hooves.

Living the infomercial life.

Duct tape = First World Problem solver

You hoove a problem.

NewbKitteh said:
Living the infomercial life.

Where did the soda go?

because u are trying to hold fucking everything

Squir said:
You hoove a problem.

I see what you did there...

http://www.imgur.com/gallery/A2Pz2TF

PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS.

THANKS OBAMA!

i tough the original was: ,,Why can´t i hold all These spells?"

Thumbs do much more work than you would imagine

because you're not FIRMILY GRASPING IT!!

It's not rocket science, jackass. Hawking be making fun of you.

whatyousay? said:
Thumbs are overrated. The only thing I'd have a problem with is writing, but soon I won't need a thumb to do that either.

You don't need thumbs to write, just grab the pen in your fist, if that's too brutish, get a finger pen. If you want to type, then remap your keyboard, or buy a custom keyboard.

This way you can donate your thumbs to deers in need!

Chessax said:
You don't need thumbs to write, just grab the pen in your fist, if that's too brutish, get a finger pen. If you want to type, then remap your keyboard, or buy a custom keyboard.

This way you can donate your thumbs to deers in need!

Damn, now I can't give this genius a thumbs up coz I donated my thumbs.

whatyousay? said:
Damn, now I can't give this genius a thumbs up coz I donated my thumbs.

The fact you donated your thumbs is more than I could ever ask for, however I can give you a replacement thumb (up) in return.

FeuerSeife said:
Duct tape = First World Problem solver

The handyman's secret weapon too.

whatyousay? said:
Damn, now I can't give this genius a thumbs up coz I donated my thumbs.

Revolutionary idea... You can only give thumbs to two things on e621... For the obvious reason of only having two thumbs.

Masturbate Much?

High fiv-...er..thumbs u-...um...

Good job

My OC has the same problem...his paws are kinda small too so...

Because you rack opposabre thumbs!

Good question.

Come to think of it, how did he even put that shirt on? even if he had hands, the antlers would rip the shirt anyway.

corrvart90 said:
Come to think of it, how did he even put that shirt on? even if he had hands, the antlers would rip the shirt anyway.

Feet first?

Made of Anti-Matter?

its lupus

It's because your fingers are entirely coated in nail.

Know that feeling.

Foxxors said:
High fiv-...er..thumbs u-...um...

Good job

hahahaha excuse me has anyone seen my arm? you cant miss it its GREEN! hahahahahaha

Is this you? Tired of dropping all of your stuff after a random transformation into a blue and brown whateverthefuck?

BILLY MAYES HERE! SELLING MY NEW PRODUCT MIND TAPE!

Dylan_the_Ho-Oh said:
Made of Anti-Matter?

Except antimatter will annihilate anything that is not antimatter
using the square of the speed of light as the explosion power PER GRAM.

someoneelse229 said:
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS.

F

Opposable thumbs FTW!

"Furgonomics", though? How?

Just place everything into your shirt. You just have to lift up... Oh, never mind.

THIS POST WAS MADE BY IMPOSABLE THUMB GANG

Why do we have hands? There are many reasons