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This is what happens when dancing on poles and not remembering it no longer pays the rent. This is what happens when you apply to work at ice cream shops in the "strange" part of town suggested to you by your roomate who recently developed a fondness for soft serve. They make you wear dinky hats. The horror.

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    anonyman12

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    I am not sure what disturbs me more, the self-serve "ice-cream" polar bear, or the fact that it comes in strawberry and chocolate flavors.

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    ggdk

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    anonyman12 said:
    I am not sure what disturbs me more, the self-serve "ice-cream" polar bear, or the fact that it comes in strawberry and chocolate flavors.

    Yeah - don't go for the chocolate one… Oh, and if they offer you a lemon snow-cone - give that a miss as well!

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    HeroicOnes

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    The only thing that create a more akward answer to the question "What do you work as" would be working in the factory that produces the devices used in here...

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    Scyther

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    SilverBlade13 said:
    I get Vanilla and Chocolate, But how in the fuck dose Strawberry work?

    You'd probably be better off not knowing.

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    Pink-Drake

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    SilverBlade13 said:
    I get Vanilla and Chocolate, But how in the fuck dose Strawberry work?

    Scyther said:
    You'd probably be better off not knowing.

    Flavor and coloring?

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    JohnUnsc117

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    IguanasAreCool said:
    He's a hard working polar bear, trying to feed his 3 cubs at home. I don't see anything wrong here.

    Fucking made my day.

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    fiozzathmio

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    Do you have to use mind control? Come on, patience is a virtue! I bet someone would do this for free, or even pay you to do it even past closing time. .3./

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    Rocna

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    dkbdn365 said:
    ...Do polar bear males lactate? Scratch that, I don't want to know.

    if it is a mammal it has mammary glands, just needs a hormone pill and it lactates.

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    Gothzilla

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    bopperboy said:
    I don't, but I must know the secret

    Its called prolactin. If it has mammary glands prolactin will make it lactate. Male mammals do have mammary glands, they're just smaller than the ones on females. That's the secret.

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