Parry this, you FUCKING casual.

Tails fighting for his freedom against the British 2024 colorized:

A chicken in every pot and a cap in every ass!

How to stop Eggman 101

Lol nice

"I'm Tails the inventor...and I built this machine that's gonna show society not to mess with me anymore."

Mess with the fox, you get the glocks.

drblehpants said:
Parry this, you FUCKING casual.

ZA WARUDO

:O
🔫

“I am the police!”

"You see Eggman, I had a very interesting talk with Shadow that lead to your current situation"

Same energy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58Fy_5Su10s

senorsnout said:
"I'm Tails the inventor...and I built this machine that's gonna show society not to mess with me anymore."

I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like 'what is beauty', as that would fall under the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

I solve practical problems.

Like, 'how am I gonna stop some big mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?' The answer?

Use a gun.

And if that don't work, use more gun.

"What's wrong? You said you wanted me to BANG you."

a got a glock in my rari

"You don't have enough memory in the memory card."

"Hey! GOD, no, he turned it sideways! Killshot! That's a killshot!"

carnivore4lyf said:
How to stop Eggman 101

*If Sonic wasn't so damn forgiving*

adsawedadefefsefds said:
a got a glock in my rari

17 shots