norris pole, sniper, and soldier (valve corporation and etc) created by greg panovich
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  • Chessyvix said:
    Yeah i hate when i get it in my eye as well...

    Great, you got to mention that you have sex! (or masturbate!)

    We now gather in awe around you.

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  • When facing down a soldier with an RPG, instead of using that high powered rifle you waste your money on, just for the occasion of defending yourself, you jerk off instead. It makes PERFECT sense.

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  • Edel said:
    So the Australian sniper... Is a polar bear?

    They obviously didn't think about matching species with their personality.

    Actually, I think he's a massively over-muscled koala, if the ears are any indication.

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  • Edel said:
    So the Australian sniper... Is a polar bear?

    They obviously didn't think about matching species with their personality.

    EpsilonDarkmatter said:
    Actually, I think he's a massively over-muscled koala, if the ears are any indication.

    Well it could be a koala but considering his flash with KO featured a polar bear as well I'd wager it was the later of the two.

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  • Lol, fully charged.
    See, lol... I just figured this out.
    For those who don't know and, for those who do know, snipers rifles charge power to high levels. And this represents that the sniper is "charging his rifle".

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  • Hiniminaru said:
    Lol, fully charged.
    See, lol... I just figured this out.
    For those who don't know and, for those who do know, snipers rifles charge power to high levels. And this represents that the sniper is "charging his rifle".

    Lol, you're right lol! Lol, nobody would have lol though of (lol) something like that, LOL! You're a lol GENIUS lol!

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  • RaveRaptor said:
    When facing down a soldier with an RPG, instead of using that high powered rifle you waste your money on, just for the occasion of defending yourself, you jerk off instead. It makes PERFECT sense.

    Actually, that is a unlisted side effect of the pills the sniper used to make jarate so quickly where your cumshot is just as strong as a sniper rifle

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