What a good boy,
I wonder if anyone is outside his house.

This is so me when I illegally smuggle 100 pounds of fetanyl and unreleased bad dragon dildos

God I wish this WEREN'T me.

post #2161983

Tfw you download FGC-9 blueprints

I somehow knew this was related to Tony stark before looking up the quote. Although did he actually say this in a movie?

AnonymityisKey said:
Tfw you download FGC-9 blueprints

Tfw you print some custom lego pieces and put them into an ar15

beckerrino said:
What a good boy,
I wonder if anyone is outside his house.

FBI

"Furry Butt Investigator"

anonymityiskey said:
Tfw you download FGC-9 blueprints

I operate in an area outside FBI jurisdiction… in a place where you can practically do whatever you want on the internet without a VPN and people aren’t allowed to monitor you or track your location based on what you do (unless you’re legally required to be monitored and tracked after legal proceedings, however I have no such things attached to me legally-speaking). I have a few really fun things downloaded and stored in multiple places, like a copy of The Anarchist’s Cookbook, several basic weapons manufactury instructions, some advanced ones, and now the FGC-9 too.

Technically speaking, all of this is illegal, but even so… it’s seemingly more illegal for someone to report another for their internet use, which is the wonderful loophole I use. And besides, it’s not like I’ve followed the instructions contained within the PDFs I have, so I haven’t actually done anything illegal with them. Thank you Freedom Of Information (which we also have here).

jasonsimnov said:
I operate in an area outside FBI jurisdiction… in a place where you can practically do whatever you want on the internet without a VPN and people aren’t allowed to monitor you or track your location based on what you do (unless you’re legally required to be monitored and tracked after legal proceedings, however I have no such things attached to me legally-speaking). I have a few really fun things downloaded and stored in multiple places, like a copy of The Anarchist’s Cookbook, several basic weapons manufactury instructions, some advanced ones, and now the FGC-9 too.

Technically speaking, all of this is illegal, but even so… it’s seemingly more illegal for someone to report another for their internet use, which is the wonderful loophole I use. And besides, it’s not like I’ve followed the instructions contained within the PDFs I have, so I haven’t actually done anything illegal with them. Thank you Freedom Of Information (which we also have here).

We get it dude, you live in Detroit.

Shouldn't have falsified a mustache.

Watching the trailer, can't help but feel the style has been influenced by Lupin the Third.

This fits in with "she said she was 18"

When you stack 64 eggs.

hehexd101 said:
We get it dude, you live in Detroit.

Boom! Headshot.

Tax evasion, money laundering, insurance fraud and embezzlement of government funds are only humble forms of civil disobedience, whats so bad about them?

Again?

when i don’t agree to microsoft terms of service

lilyanida said:
if you haven't done any crimes or anything illegal then there is nothing worry about mate.

I can't think of a single reason you'd ever want the feds to be at your door.

hehexd101 said:
We get it dude, you live in Detroit.

Or West Virginia

lance_armstrong said:
God I wish this WEREN'T me.

post #2161983

I get the reason why you don’t want to be the fbi eevee because I saw what the internet did to it

noodlethiccgoat said:
Tax evasion, money laundering, insurance fraud and embezzlement of government funds are only humble forms of civil disobedience, whats so bad about them?

feds try not to post obvious bait challenge

lance_armstrong said:
God I wish this WEREN'T me.

post #2161983

inb4 you become the eevee cop

zachyman119 said:
I can't think of a single reason you'd ever want the feds to be at your door.

I was gonna say "family visiting" but then you just have feds in the family and that's even worse

lilyanida said:
if you haven't done any crimes or anything illegal then there is nothing worry about mate.

[laughs hysterically]
That's a good 1, keep 'em coming!!!

anonymityiskey said:
Tfw you download FGC-9 blueprints

I did, ain't nobody come after me yet

hell I don't even own a 3d printer

lilyanida said:
if you haven't done any crimes or anything illegal then there is nothing worry about mate.

PRISM would like a word

hehexd101 said:
This is so me when I illegally smuggle 100 pounds of fetanyl and unreleased bad dragon dildos

XD yup ....sense of humor is busted, just spit my drink and bursted iut laughing

Thou knoweth what they say about agents of the fed? Nay prithee, enlighten me.

jasonsimnov said:
I operate in an area outside FBI jurisdiction… in a place where you can practically do whatever you want on the internet without a VPN and people aren’t allowed to monitor you or track your location based on what you do (unless you’re legally required to be monitored and tracked after legal proceedings, however I have no such things attached to me legally-speaking). I have a few really fun things downloaded and stored in multiple places, like a copy of The Anarchist’s Cookbook, several basic weapons manufactury instructions, some advanced ones, and now the FGC-9 too.

Technically speaking, all of this is illegal, but even so… it’s seemingly more illegal for someone to report another for their internet use, which is the wonderful loophole I use. And besides, it’s not like I’ve followed the instructions contained within the PDFs I have, so I haven’t actually done anything illegal with them. Thank you Freedom Of Information (which we also have here).

What country?

me when i play with legos but im over 99

Should I Make This My Avatar?

federal agents?
outside my house?
It's more likely than you think.
[free surroundings check!]

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jasonsimnov said:
I operate in an area outside FBI jurisdiction… in a place where you can practically do whatever you want on the internet without a VPN and people aren’t allowed to monitor you or track your location based on what you do (unless you’re legally required to be monitored and tracked after legal proceedings, however I have no such things attached to me legally-speaking). I have a few really fun things downloaded and stored in multiple places, like a copy of The Anarchist’s Cookbook, several basic weapons manufactury instructions, some advanced ones, and now the FGC-9 too.

Technically speaking, all of this is illegal, but even so… it’s seemingly more illegal for someone to report another for their internet use, which is the wonderful loophole I use. And besides, it’s not like I’ve followed the instructions contained within the PDFs I have, so I haven’t actually done anything illegal with them. Thank you Freedom Of Information (which we also have here).

Did you just confess to committing crimes on a furry porn website

Me after accidently seeing bluey on R34💀

Yo same. There are black vans marked "ATF" outside my house for some reason.

xxdeadpoolxx said:
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The amount of sheer effort in this is crazy

Damnit! It's Ready Or Not all over again!

jasonsimnov said:
I operate in an area outside FBI jurisdiction… in a place where you can practically do whatever you want on the internet without a VPN and people aren’t allowed to monitor you or track your location based on what you do (unless you’re legally required to be monitored and tracked after legal proceedings, however I have no such things attached to me legally-speaking). I have a few really fun things downloaded and stored in multiple places, like a copy of The Anarchist’s Cookbook, several basic weapons manufactury instructions, some advanced ones, and now the FGC-9 too.

Technically speaking, all of this is illegal, but even so… it’s seemingly more illegal for someone to report another for their internet use, which is the wonderful loophole I use. And besides, it’s not like I’ve followed the instructions contained within the PDFs I have, so I haven’t actually done anything illegal with them. Thank you Freedom Of Information (which we also have here).

FGC-9 you say... It's time to do a little trolling >:)

nihilist said:
federal agents?
outside my house?
It's more likely than you think.
[free surroundings check!]

"Hey Vsauce, Micheal here
Your home security is great!...

Or is it?

lilyanida said:
if you haven't done any crimes or anything illegal then there is nothing worry about mate.

Saying "I don't care about the feds spying on me because I have nothing to hide" is kinda like saying "I don't care about freedom of speech because I have nothing to say".

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