A traveler visited a fair which sported a food booth that served the most heavenly fish and chips the traveler had ever tasted. The traveler just had to seek out the cooks to praise them for such a wondrous dish and discovered the booth was run by a local monastery.

"I love your fish and chips," said the traveler. "The chips were excellent, and that fish – delish!"

"Aw, shucks. Thank you," said the worker. "But you'll want to talk to the fish friar. I'm only the chip monk."