haha loving this

Ha, shorty might lack the height, but the length is just fine lol :D

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Hold on a second...

Why... is there a female tag?

...Oh god...

Eveser it isn't a herm but a female hyena. Female hyena's just have very masculinized genitalia. Her pseudo-penis being larger then his is the whole thing the joke is based off of. I'm changing tags back.

Don't you just hate it when your girlfriend has a bigger dick than you?

The jokes on her once she's pregnant. Labor's a double-bitch for those spotty females.

"Breast binding?" What the fuck. No.

bluebackground said:
"Breast binding?" What the fuck. No.

Well either her breasts are bound or there is a wrinkly tube top.

Hyena:"U jelly?"

Is there an uncensored version? :T

Spotted hyenas. They're so smug...

Polybius said:
Don't you just hate it when your girlfriend has a bigger dick than you?

No...
...Quite the contrary, actually. >//>;