Not the best birthmark :/

Now i know where to shoot

Why are there so many deer with horse cocks?

Scarecrow8642 said:
Why are there so many deer with horse cocks?

Because Deer are Ungulates and Ungulate penises are invariably angry red pain spikes instead of sexy, thick horsecock. It's artistic license taken to offer something more pleasing to the eye.

H3xx said:
Because Deer are Ungulates and Ungulate penises are invariably angry red pain spikes instead of sexy, thick horsecock. It's artistic license taken to offer something more pleasing to the eye.

And I mean, people put horse dicks on ANYTHING in this fandom so.. why not on a deer?

KunoBloodclaw said:
And I mean, people put horse dicks on ANYTHING in this fandom so.. why not on a deer?

Everything is better with horsecock.

HEEY its my sona lol

NINJA_TWINKIES said:
Now i know where to shoot

Thats the point :) imma cbt freak lol

Scarecrow8642 said:
Why are there so many deer with horse cocks?

well my reason for having a horse cock was noodle dicks are weird and i like horseys

H3xx said:
Because Deer are Ungulates and Ungulate penises are invariably angry red pain spikes instead of sexy, thick horsecock. It's artistic license taken to offer something more pleasing to the eye.

It's worth noting that horses are ungulates too.

Qaus said:
It's worth noting that horses are ungulates too.

That may be, but there are two different types of ungulates. http://www.enchantedlearning.com/subjects/mammals/classification/Ungulates.shtml

Deer and Cows are both Artiodactyls, and have the aforementioned angry-red-pain-spike penises, while horses are Perissodactyls, which have differently shaped penises.

A_stag_named_krupp said:
well my reason for having a horse cock was noodle dicks are weird and i like horseys

Seems like a nice choice, the internet approves ^w^