I wondered when he would show up.

You know what? I would actually like to see an episode where he busts a pedo who is also a furry.

I mean, it'd worsen the reputation, but goddamnit, what a sight it would be!

Okay, but only for the cookies.

wrong turn mr hansen, you're looking for FA

I'd love to see someone chris hansen chris hansen.
as soon as he appears around the corner "Mr. Hansen! Why don't you take a seat. Right here. What are you doing here?"

... and if you look down, you'll notice him holding his penis.

OK, who let him in? >:-(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0Ssvfa7P2E

No doubt Mr. Hansen will see plenty of action around here.

I believe you are looking for 4chan my good man

awesome links thanks guys :D !

PEDOBEAR BE WARN

But Mr. Hansen, I swear I didnt know she was 3!

Arcanine09 said:
I think Chris here is moving in with the rest of the pedos. :)

You don't even know who he is, don't you?

Stuff1 said:
You don't even know who he is, don't you?

He wants all the children for himself...

Murmillos said:
He wants all the children for himself...

Scrumptious, darling children. I haven't eaten in so long...

Stuff1 said:
You don't even know who he is, don't you?

If I didn't, I wouldn't have made that joke, now would I? :P

Alright, but there's something I have to tell you...

ChrisHansen said:
Alright, but there's something I have to tell you...

luke i am your father?

It is inevitable Mr. Hansen. You realize that dont you. >:3

I couldn't resist
http://bit.ly/gWsBkN

Mr. Hansen, we both know why your here. Why are you using children to be forced to chat sexauly with adults? By child labor laws, stating that oneself must be 14 or older to work, you are under arrest for hiring children that are only 13.

noo its a trap

but i'm already seated

RainDance said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0Ssvfa7P2E

well done

This guy looks like he could kill your social life...

ippiki_ookami said:
Scrumptious, darling children. I haven't eaten in so long...

Slendy, THERE you are! You missed Wednesday poker, and Satan and Death were both playing for soul-keeps!

LolLollolololo

B_Wings said:
time to move out pedofurs!!!

He shall not stop until all pedophiles are seated.

>post on every cub photo ever
>profit?

That gaze...

Fuck no. I don't even know you

Dat meme picture

"Oh-ohkay, so we gon' do dis da hard way."
-Bitch Pudding

"I GOTS THAT BOOTAY! I-I'M A WARRIOR!"
-Mother Teresa

uh oh...

Little did he know....... THERE WAS NO SEAT!!!!!!!!!!

ChrisHansen said:
Alright, but there's something I have to tell you...

That you love cock? We know.

I CALLS YA CHRIS HANDSOME O__O
http://youtu.be/SDqZc6rY6Is

HARPSEAL said:
I CALLS YA CHRIS HANDSOME O__O
http://youtu.be/SDqZc6rY6Is

XD I was looking for such a comment!

Well okay, I'll have seat over there.

The_Lone_Wanderer said:
"We could do this the easy way, or the hard way, the choice is yours."

If by hard way you mean anal sex than yes we will

how did this slip into a FURRY art site?

mosh_grizzly said:
You know what? I would actually like to see an episode where he busts a pedo who is also a furry.

I mean, it'd worsen the reputation, but goddamnit, what a sight it would be!

https://e621.net/post/show/498296/absurd_res-anthro-bikini-canine-clothed-clothing-c Wish granted

Truly the face of "Dead inside".

mosh_grizzly said:
You know what? I would actually like to see an episode where he busts a pedo who is also a furry.

I mean, it'd worsen the reputation, but goddamnit, what a sight it would be!

😢NUUU, DON'T YOU DARE😢

Feels like it might be missing a word.

I'm christ handsome and I'm in my pon shop

Chris Hansen Vs. Furry Community

Outcome: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AAjNjxjrm_g

Chris lookin at the cub tag like-

banana_milkshake said:
wrong turn mr hansen, you're looking for FA

they banned cub, you're actually looking for IB

mshrieken said:
Okay, but only for the cookies.

aRe ThESe HoMeBakeD?

Almost none of the links work anymore. This makes me sad because the ones that DO work are friggin hilarious.

Chris Hansen isn't looking so hot nowadays, especially after his latest screw-ups.

I'm saving this for Twitter.

Ironicly he did not take a seat in 2021 at a court case which caused his third running from the law situation as of 2021

user_8690 said:
You know what? I would actually like to see an episode where he busts a pedo who is also a furry.

I mean, it'd worsen the reputation, but goddamnit, what a sight it would be!

Guess what

2cyan2blue said:
Guess what

What's that supposed to mean?

https://youtu.be/mzlF9xKNfWM

bootmii said:
they banned cub, you're actually looking for IB

Good. Although no children are actually harmed, it is still really fucked up. I'd say explicit violent rape ones should be banned here, but I guess I can just blacklist it all away and bleach my eyes. Creative expression is still good, even if it is of questionable legality.

Hell, some of the stuff here is not even technically legal in my jurisdiction.

Well, I just want to say that I'm a huge fan!

cockonut said:
I couldn't resist
http://bit.ly/gWsBkN

Jesus christ those eyes are haunting

he's so fucking hot like he was my first ever male crush

cockonut said:
I couldn't resist
http://bit.ly/gWsBkN

Oh those eyes jump scared me

user_9583 said:
... and if you look down, you'll notice him holding his penis.

FUUUUUU-

banana_milkshake said:
wrong turn mr hansen, you're looking for FA

Another wrong turn, your looking for InkBunny

full_nitro said:
Another wrong turn, your looking for InkBunny

Or Pixiv.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=efRVPOIijaU

looks like this marks our final destination, it was a good ride while it lasted, boyos

quecabron1939 said:
looks like this marks our final destination, it was a good ride while it lasted, boyos

It was an honor and a privilege. ^_^7

user_8690 said:
You know what? I would actually like to see an episode where he busts a pedo who is also a furry.

I mean, it'd worsen the reputation, but goddamnit, what a sight it would be!

He could literally just look for anyone on Inkbunny rip

Oh cawd

...Wait, how is this here? Why is Mr. Hansen on my furry porn site?

the hero we don't deserve

icametofap said:
...Wait, how is this here? Why is Mr. Hansen on my furry porn site?

15 year old post, thats why :P pretty sure today you'd get whacked for trying to post non-furry tho

brony_rainboom said:
15 year old post, thats why :P pretty sure today you'd get whacked for trying to post non-furry tho

Are you saying we have to give Chris Hansen a fursona?

brony_rainboom said:
15 year old post, thats why :P pretty sure today you'd get whacked for trying to post non-furry tho

Real and true.