Forum - Funny Quotes on the wiki?

DeterioratedStarCell

Member

This is just a random thing I noticed, but I saw the ol’ Renamon tag the other day and realized it has one of those heading quote things (I’ve seen them plenty in places like TVtropes but I don’t know if there’s correct terminology for it).

In its example: “thee who doth turn mortal men a many...into furry."

No citation so I imagine it’s original, but this gets me thinking about other tags with these kinds of quotes at the top. Any recommendations? How about quotes for tags that don’t have any? If any of you wish to humor me.

StrahasPilot

Member

24 days ago

fluffy_pony - A niche fandom centered around the abuse, torture, and killing of small, idiotic equines.

https://e621.net/wiki_pages/1272

Bird-TM

Member

24 days ago

yunikuwa said:
im just curious, but who was the worst user in e621 history?

skunk_in_scarf said:
you

Not the wiki, but I think this is a hilarious quote regardless.

regsmutt

Member

24 days ago

Tag_hell

Ruppari

Privileged

24 days ago

regsmutt said:
Tag_hell

Who knew that the best poetry could be found from a furry site's wiki pages. What a beautiful world.

unownidentity

Member

21 days ago

Whoever made the description for the SCP Foundation copyright deserves an award, genuinely.

Supina

Member

16 days ago

The wiki page for book used to look like this:

A book is a set or collection of written, printed, illustrated, or blank sheets, made of paper, parchment, or other various material, usually fastened together to hinge at one side. Books are works of literature, or a main division of such a work.
~~Something you should be reading, instead of looking at pornography.~~ Disregard that I suck cocks.
[...]
Typically when you have a book, you are also reading it. For your reference, here is how to read a book:
1. Open book.
2. Comprehend words.
3. Close it.
Doing this every day will make you the smartest kid on the block, ~~unless it's porn.~~ Disregard that, I suck cocks.

Reading:

This is what you're doing right now. If you can't read, God help you.

Formerly on the human page:

An animal, and possibly the most messed up one known to science, although not considered a furry. Mostly harmless. Humans are native to Sol-3 (Earth, as they call it), and possess bilaterally symmetrical bodies with two forelimbs with grasping appendages ("arms"), two hindlimbs they use to walk on ("legs"), and a single head that carries most of their sensory organs and their large brain, which possesses no (or at least, very little) psychic ability. Other vital organs (a large heart that drives blood flow and a pair of lungs that provide air exchange with their planet's atmosphere) are contained in their thoracic cavity, although their digestive system is unprotected. Reproductive organs are mounted between the "legs," although on about 51% of them, these extend upwards into the lower abdomen. Individuals live for approximately eighty years if proper diet, exercise, and medical care are observed.
Humans are the current pinnacle of Simian (Ape) evolution. Humans are, in fact, so very awesome that some will have you believe that they are God's final work, and have invented the concept of God to legitimize this awesomeness.
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Figure 1. a typically beautiful female human pictured left; wolf for reference.

Edit. Also ass to ass:

...dust to dust.

Updated 14 days ago

TheGoonGuardian

Member

14 days ago

for the page on nah_i'd_win it outright says in regards to gojo's claim of him winning against sukuna "This proved to be false, with Gojo getting bisected by Ryomen Sukuna and dying." along with jogo even catching a stray