Topic: i wish for a bara moose boyfriend who can lactate maple syrup from his pecs

i love maple syrup

I wish for a mechanical dragon platonic friend who can breathe mustard gas (I love mustard)

I wish for a femboy deer friend who has harmacist power (I love harmacy)

I wish to wake up in a Pokemon Mystery Dungeon isekai and make a Totodile friend that shoots sparkling water (I love sparkles)

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, wish I had a girl that looked good; I would call her. Wish I had a rabbit in a hat, with a bat & a '64 Impala.

I wish Pokemon's were real so I could have a Porygon-Z (I love テールナー)

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I wish I was this dude IRL

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I wish I knew how to masturbate (I need to raise my affinity with Sylvian to learn healing spells)

i wish horses were real

I wish to be one with the Avian Hivemind.

I wish to have hair like... Disc Death's granddaughter. Hair that chooses its own form and takes care of itself.